Knittery Thing the Fifth

Fusing my obsessions - knitting and beauty products - is easy thanks to Neiman Marcus's (annual or twice annual, I can never remember) Beauty Event, when they give little bags full of product samples as a gift with purchase. My bag always ends up holding knitting. This year's is a tacky red vinyl thing - the juxtaposition of something a hooker would carry with a stereotypically matronly hobby like knitting really amuses me.